Obviously, I’m a massive football fan and I’ve always idolized David Beckham. [I] just think he’s the coolest guy ever. Two, three lads met him before me and they had pictures with him, right?, and I just saw these pictures on Twitter! I was like, “What’s going on, boys?” They looked to have met David, y’know. Becks?

But, anyway, I did get to meet him in the end when I went to the Class of 92’ premiere. And, I’m just— rubbish. I was trying to be cool. But, you just can’t. I mean, what do you say that’s remotely impressive to David Beckham, y’know?